My brother, Nitcholas, unfortunately had to leave the band due to his dreams of pursuing a career as a roadkill cleaner. He will be replaced by Tacey O'Fuccilini, our long-lost sister, who appeared at our doorstep in the middle of the night. She's apparently Nitcholas' twin. We will not say any more, but that there also may be changes in the line-up soon.

Eat more cupcakes,

Jasob O'Fuccilini